1: The vet recently put our senior cat “Heiferlump” on some anti-inflammatory medicine for age-related arthritis. She’s obese (sausage-shaped, in fact) and has a daily migration limit of three rooms.
2: I cranked the ceiling fan up to high, hung the laser pointer from the fan-pull, and let’er rip.
3: Heifer is currently high as fuck on homegrown catnip and bouncing back and forth from the zips to the munchies.
Queen Heffy-butt has resumed her role as Master Ninja Kitty and is currently ricocheting off of the sofa and coffee table like one of Konoha’s finest. Seeing her so full of life again is well worth the mess she’ll make!